Impossible™ Plant-Based Frozen Spicy Sausage Patties

Since you’re here on this Impossible™ Spicy Ground Sausage Patties webpage, this paragraph is going to assume a few things about you: 1) You have great taste, because these meaty sausages made from plants have the juicy-on-the-inside, crunchy-on-the-outside texture everyone loves, and they’re perfectly seasoned with chili and cayenne for an even more mouthwatering kick. 2) You like things fully-cooked and made in perfectly-sized patties that you can easily heat via stove or microwave. And, 3) You are super-patient, because you actually read all the way to the end of this long product description. Look for the red package in the freezer section or hit Add to Cart!

• Meat! Made from plants farm-grown from the soil of the Earth
• They cook, sizzle and taste like the animal version
• Breakfast sando ready
• Each patty is packed with 6g of protein
• 0 mg cholesterol per serving, sorry cholesterol fans
• No nitrates or nitrites or animal hormones or antibiotics…or animals in general
• And to round things out, these are better for the planet too